What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:10
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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